Alia Bhatt Latest Very Funny Jokes
Varun Dhawan : Ekta me shakti hoti hai iska kya matalab hai..
Alia : Are simple hai… Ekta Kappor Shakti Kapoor ki beti hai..
Varun : Idiot … Uski beti Shraddha Kapoor hai…
More Alia Bhatt Funny Jokes
Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”
One More joke on Alia Bhatt
Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya – I can eat 6 apples.
Varun – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to Shraddha – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Shraddha – I can eat 10.
Aliya – Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!!
One more, please!!
Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Alia – When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What’s the problem?
Help Desk – Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can’t read your password.
Alia – Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
One more joke on Alia
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…
Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.
Referee – Y r u not running…?
Alia – My number is 4.
Rahul Gandhi and Alia Bhatt Joke
आलिया भट्ट, राहुल गांधी से :
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अगर तू बता दे कि मेरी टोकरी में क्या है.
तो टोकरी के आधे अंडे तेरे..
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और ये भी बता दे कि अंडे कितने हैं…
तो 10 के 10 तेरे ….
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और अगर ये भी बता दे कि अंडे किसके है… .
तो अंडे देने वाली मुर्गी भी तेरी…. .
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राहुल गांधी:- अरे कोई HINT तो दे..!
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