17 Alia Bhatt Latest jokes
Alia RETURNS
01.
Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
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02.
Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.
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03.
Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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04.
Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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05.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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06.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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07.
Alia: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘
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08.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
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09.
Who is the coach of Indian Women’s Hockey Team ?
Alia : Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan
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10.
Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld !!!
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11.
Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala hai !
Pooja : Kaun ???
Alia : Achhe Din !
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12.
Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK…
Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???
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13.
When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
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14.
Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ?
Police : Lathi Charge Karne
Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao ! ! !
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15.
Do you see Formula 1 ???
Alia : No, I Hate Maths.
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16.
Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4 ???
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12And What is 4×3 ???
Alia : Very simple… It’s 21 !
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17.
Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ???
Alia : Abki Baar ! ! !
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