07 hilarious jokes for the day

01.
Height of guessing an answer……
Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya.
Pappu – he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya….😂😂😂
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02.
Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5
Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???
Boy(😡): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun…😂😂😂
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03.
Ek dum latest….
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👸Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
👴Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
👸Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi…📖 📖 📖 😄😃😀😜
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04.
Sonakshi Sinha knocks on Pappu’s door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Pappu: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
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05.
Pappu to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..😝😝😛😛
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06.
Sir: Define Energy ?
Pappu : Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Pappu : “and this is called Energy……”
😖😜😉😁😃😄😓
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07.
Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Pappu: ” Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Salesman Fainted 😝😝😝🎸🎸
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